Monday, November 12, 2007

Some Things Require Professionals

The following ad appeared on Tampa's Craigslist:
A canvas for a tattoo artist
Date: 2007-11-07, 9:49AM EST

Good morning all I am looking for a new or current tattoo artist that wants to build their portfolio further. I have lots of idea for the tats I want but I cannot afford to get them, I am willing to be tatted for your portfolio and sign a release so that the pics can be published. If you are interested please contact me @ hesterfan35@yahoo.com. Thanks a lot.

Yes! I want someone to alter my appearance with permanent ink, applied by needles -- NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY! I can't afford to pay a professional so I invite amateurs to make mistakes I get to live with for the rest of my life!

This is not a pair of pants. If the design is flawed, you don't take them off and return them. You live with it. If you want free tattoos, you deserve what you get. And you deserve the lifetime reminder of your stupidity.

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