Villa Pizza
Villa Pizza. Remember the name so you never go there.
I know I'm asking for it by going to a mall food court for dinner anyway but this is diabolical.
We have come back from our mostly wasted trip to Lafourche Parish. (which I later learn is pronounced "La-FOOSH" here) The photographer with me was trying to find a cable for his computer so after stops at CompUSA and Best Buy we decide we'll eat dinner at the food court while we're there.
I pick the Villa Pizza and order a spaghetti combo meal. I get to the register and the guy asks me if I want a drink. Well, yes, I'm getting a drink; I ordered the combo meal. "It doesn't come with a drink," he tells me.
Sure enough the Pepsi cup shown on the panel displaying the combo meal choices had small print announcing that the drink came for $1.39 extra. So that lousy two pieces of garlic bread turns my bowl of spaghetti into a combo meal?
How slimy is that? What weasels! You're going to sell something called a combo meal and not include the drink? I'm so hacked off I don't buy a drink. I should hand the tray back to him and go to the Giant Panda for lo mein instead. Chinese food might be crappy for you but you always get enough of it.
Turns out I don't need the drink. The pasta sauce is so watery I can drink that instead.
And that's my one and only dining experience at Villa Pizza. Jesus died for your sins. I got ripped off at Villa Pizza for mine.
I know I'm asking for it by going to a mall food court for dinner anyway but this is diabolical.
We have come back from our mostly wasted trip to Lafourche Parish. (which I later learn is pronounced "La-FOOSH" here) The photographer with me was trying to find a cable for his computer so after stops at CompUSA and Best Buy we decide we'll eat dinner at the food court while we're there.
I pick the Villa Pizza and order a spaghetti combo meal. I get to the register and the guy asks me if I want a drink. Well, yes, I'm getting a drink; I ordered the combo meal. "It doesn't come with a drink," he tells me.
Sure enough the Pepsi cup shown on the panel displaying the combo meal choices had small print announcing that the drink came for $1.39 extra. So that lousy two pieces of garlic bread turns my bowl of spaghetti into a combo meal?
How slimy is that? What weasels! You're going to sell something called a combo meal and not include the drink? I'm so hacked off I don't buy a drink. I should hand the tray back to him and go to the Giant Panda for lo mein instead. Chinese food might be crappy for you but you always get enough of it.
Turns out I don't need the drink. The pasta sauce is so watery I can drink that instead.
And that's my one and only dining experience at Villa Pizza. Jesus died for your sins. I got ripped off at Villa Pizza for mine.
posted by jack at 11:39 PM
2 Comments:
Food courts are tangible evidence of evil and are one of Dante's rings of hell, I am sure of it!!
Be safe!
"Turns out I don't need the drink because the pasta sauce is so watery, I can drink that instead."
my stomach just churned reading that.
food courts do suck...
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