Overheard Inside My Head

Dude, if you're going to make an argument, make an argument. Don't just jerk off on your keyboard and hit 'send.'

Overheard Inside My Head

I can't make you happy any more than I can make you love me unless you have already decided that you want these things.

Overheard Inside My Head

"So what was she like in bed?"

"Just like she was the rest of the time -- only naked and horizontal."

Overheard Inside My Head

"Don't try to hold in a sneeze. It's not good for you."

"Eating cake and driving too fast aren't good for me, either, but I'm going to keep doing them too."

Overheard Inside My Head

"I didn't like that movie," she said.

"It's film noir. You're not supposed to like it."

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"Why are you depressed?" She asked.

"The same reason everyone else is," I said. "My life sucks."