If You Have To Ask
"Does my ass look fat?"
And I am ever dumb enough to answer truthfully, you might be surprised by my likely reply:
"I dunno. I was too busy staring at your breasts to notice."
No kidding. Guys' appraisals of women's bodies are not nearly has harsh as their own. While girls scan themselves looking for imperfections, I'm scoping out the appealing parts. Most girls have something sexy about them. And if you have more than one, please accept my apologies in advance for the inevitible instance when you catch me staring.
A few years ago I was in a friend's living room. It was her, three other women and me.
And we started talking about sex. At one point I found myself explaining to four women why I liked being on the bottom during intercourse. I like being on top and on the side and from behind too but my favorite is what in dry scientific terms would be called the "female superior position."
There are a number of reasons. When I'm on the bottom I don't have to hold myself up. My hands are free to explore, to stroke and generally to wander around enjoying themselves when not needed to assist otherwise. When we're finished she can just collapse onto me and we can lie in each other's arms (as opposed to laying in each other's arms, which is what we just finished). She gets her cuddling and I can bask in her afterglow.
After I said this, a couple of the women said they didn't like being on top because they felt too exposed. The guy could see too much of them, they worried, and it might not be a flattering look.
I explained that, at that point, I was not doing a critique; my mind was otherwise occupied. Remember how the little head thinks for the big one? That's especially true when it's inside you. Here's something else I've come to realize women don't know about men: While you're obsessing over your flaws, I'm too thrilled to see you naked to notice anything wrong with you.
So stop pointing out all the things that you don't like about your body. Chances are that I will be sufficiently distracted by one of your abundant physical charms that I will never see it if you don't point it out.
If you think your ass is too fat, turn around. I'll enjoy the show.
And I am ever dumb enough to answer truthfully, you might be surprised by my likely reply:
"I dunno. I was too busy staring at your breasts to notice."
No kidding. Guys' appraisals of women's bodies are not nearly has harsh as their own. While girls scan themselves looking for imperfections, I'm scoping out the appealing parts. Most girls have something sexy about them. And if you have more than one, please accept my apologies in advance for the inevitible instance when you catch me staring.
A few years ago I was in a friend's living room. It was her, three other women and me.
And we started talking about sex. At one point I found myself explaining to four women why I liked being on the bottom during intercourse. I like being on top and on the side and from behind too but my favorite is what in dry scientific terms would be called the "female superior position."
There are a number of reasons. When I'm on the bottom I don't have to hold myself up. My hands are free to explore, to stroke and generally to wander around enjoying themselves when not needed to assist otherwise. When we're finished she can just collapse onto me and we can lie in each other's arms (as opposed to laying in each other's arms, which is what we just finished). She gets her cuddling and I can bask in her afterglow.
After I said this, a couple of the women said they didn't like being on top because they felt too exposed. The guy could see too much of them, they worried, and it might not be a flattering look.
I explained that, at that point, I was not doing a critique; my mind was otherwise occupied. Remember how the little head thinks for the big one? That's especially true when it's inside you. Here's something else I've come to realize women don't know about men: While you're obsessing over your flaws, I'm too thrilled to see you naked to notice anything wrong with you.
So stop pointing out all the things that you don't like about your body. Chances are that I will be sufficiently distracted by one of your abundant physical charms that I will never see it if you don't point it out.
If you think your ass is too fat, turn around. I'll enjoy the show.
posted by jack at 8:27 PM
2 Comments:
Excellent! I will never worry that my behind is big again! Woo woo!
I like my butt just fine, thankyouverymuch. I've never asked if someone thinks it looks big, and I never will. And not because I'm super confident.
As you say, you notice the good things while we notice the bad. So why draw somebody's attention to something you think is bad? If they didn't notice in the first place, and you don't want them to, you don't tell them about it.
If somebody doesn't like the way we look naked, why would they want to get our clothes off in the first place? I've got enough flaws to fill a dictionary but so what? We've all got good sides as well as bad.
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