Huh?

Whaddya mean we're "interracial"? Just 'cause she's from Philadelphia?


The above is not a real quotation, though I do have a friend of Asian descent from Philly so it's a line I could imagine myself saying -- which, come to think of it, is how I was able to write it down.

As far as real (allegedly) snatches of conversation that are hoots-and-a-half, if not appropriate for polite company, check out Overheard in New York. "Conversations from the streets, stores and subways," it says. Only in New York.