Rules of Christianity

And I thought I was going to borrow an R-rated movie from my local library. But when I go to check out, the librarian unlocks the case and looks at the disk inside. It's upside down. She's determined to check the label side and I see why when she turns the disk over to reveal a label that reads "Books on CD -- The Bible."

Oh, funny. Someone has replaced the sinful movie with my shot at salvation.

Lemme see if I understand this. A Christian can't watch a movie that contains sex, violence or swearing in it. But stealing said movie is perfectly OK.

Duly noted.